What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions which your wife asks for nothing
When my friends are sad, i send them a long ass paragraph, but when I'm sad, they only say "Oh sorry" or "Well that sucks"
Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job
