A person has to have a warm heart and a cold beer.
My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like cock
What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming
Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.
