A turtle without a shell is a homeless or naked turtle?
Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself!
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies
