A turtle without a shell is a homeless or naked turtle?
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
