A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt
What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch? A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
