What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for? She's going to eat me!
What do bees do with their honey? They cell it.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
I'm selling a parachute - just as new, used only one time, didn't open once.
