A wife in big doses is poison, in small doses - medicine.
You haven't experienced awkward until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
An angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it will take her a week to pack for vacation
