Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don't have it
The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
People who write "u" instead of "you". What do you do with all the time you save?
