Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
I'm not racist, my shadow is black.
Girls wanting giant ass teddy bears, & VS bags, and bouquets of underwear for valentines day. Just give me some pizza & I'll love u forever.