All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
The sun is going to go out in 4 billion years, and you sit there and act like everything is fine
Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder. Thank God I was on the third step
If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
