Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.
Updating your relationship status in public is fine. Updating your relationship problems in public is stupidity
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards
Apparently, saying "Wow, you've grown since I last saw you" isn't deemed socially acceptable when said to adults