Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.
If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions
If pink and glitter were vitamins blondes would be the healthiest people alive
