All my dance moves look like i'm trying to tell the guy on first base to steal second
Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her.
I like to show my girlfriend who's boss in our house by holding a mirror up to her face
Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, the chicken was somewhere between 8' to 11' tall
