Anal intercourse is for assholes.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
I think that if I died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore
Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
