Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about me! How about you?
A relationship with no trust is like a phone with no service. And when you phone has no service, What do you do? You play games
