Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.
It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha...you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup.
Beers are full of female hormones. After I drink a pack I can't drive a car and I start behaving illogically
What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!