Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said "I don't know about you but I can smell carrots!"
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
