Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.
When I was a kid my mother stopped breastfeeding me. I asked her why and she says "hey, I just wanna be friends."
What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully? Miracle whip
Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off
