Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.
Beers are full of female hormones. After I drink a pack I can't drive a car and I start behaving illogically
Why do they call it Alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'Hi, My name is John and I am an alcoholic'
Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.
