Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.
When The Hulk enrages and destroys everything around him "he's incredible". But when a girl does it "she's on her period".
A woman is like a suitcase: both hard to carry and a pity to throw away.
I'm selling a parachute - just as new, used only one time, didn't open once.
