April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn't concentrate
Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? KFC isn’t open on holidays.
I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper