April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell
What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.