April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date.
Apparently someone in Texas gets stabbed every 2 minutes.... Poor guy!