Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Slept like a log last night... Woke up in the fireplace.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."
