Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
If God hadn't meant the pussy to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing.
