When The Hulk enrages and destroys everything around him "he's incredible". But when a girl does it "she's on her period".
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer
The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home