When The Hulk enrages and destroys everything around him "he's incredible". But when a girl does it "she's on her period".
Everything you do you're gonna regret. But if you do nothing, you will not only regret but will also suffer
What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt
Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow