Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off,
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there
