Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst
