Top One Liners
  • One Liners
  • Comebacks
  • Chuck Norris
  • Sick Jokes
  • Bundy
    • All Bundy
    • Al Bundy
    • Peggy Bundy
    • Kelly Bundy
    • Bud Bundy
    • Marcy D'arcy
    • Jefferson D'arcy
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Share This Joke:
Tweet


Funny One Liners

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

is rated: 0 from: 0 votes

More One Liners jokes

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it

Karma takes too long, I'd rather beat the shit out of you just now.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Privacy Policy | Contact Us | Facebook | Twitter

Submit your Joke

© Top One Liners 2026

2571 jokes and counting!