Beers are full of female hormones. After I drink a pack I can't drive a car and I start behaving illogically
Will you marry me, so I can move in with you, become unemployed, play video games, eat cheetos all day long and buy you gifts with food stamps ?
I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long.
A woman is like a suitcase: both hard to carry and a pity to throw away.