Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, you are in the way
It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha...you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup.
There's a pigeon walking up the driveway. I don't care what he wants. I'm not answering the door
Most of the people dream of not working and having lots of money. During an economic crisis 50 % of those dreams came true