Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow
I thought I was just really tired but it's been 5 years so I guess this is how I look now
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off
You had to wait 10 whole minutes? Poor thing, are you sure you're going to be okay? Should i call someone?