Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about me! How about you?