Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about me! How about you?
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.