Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Do you know if pigs have periods?' 'Are you kidding me? What idiot would keep a pig until she's 14?'
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
