The end of a relationship isn't the worst thing. It's worse when it doesn't end after the end
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.