Change your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away
Worst thing you can do is hire a prostitute and then fail to get it up.
Somedays I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.