Computer does what you command him to do but not what you want from him.
Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for? She's going to eat me!
Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph
