Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. "So it's like any other day."
A woman is like a well-served table at which a man looks one way before he eats and differently after he ate
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher