Concerning the absence of toilet paper, there should be complaint books laid out at publicly used places
The sun is going to go out in 4 billion years, and you sit there and act like everything is fine
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
I heard the next Steve Jobs movie will be on IMAX. It's the same movie, just on a bigger screen