Constipated people don't give a crap.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Don't wanna say I despise you, but if I have a cup of water and you're on fire, I'd drink it
It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.
