I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
Oh, you're straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle