Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis
You had to wait 10 whole minutes? Poor thing, are you sure you're going to be okay? Should i call someone?
It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha...you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? "I'm stuck on you!"