My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions
According to the principle of the sandwich, if you put butter on both sides the sandwich will hang in the air
