Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
How can you tell if a man is happy? Who Cares?