The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common "enemy"
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about me! How about you?
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married
If every day is a gift, I'd like a receipt for Monday. I want to exchange it for another Friday