Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket
Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst
I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one.