Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby?
When I was a kid my mother stopped breastfeeding me. I asked her why and she says "hey, I just wanna be friends."
How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
