Will you marry me, so I can move in with you, become unemployed, play video games, eat cheetos all day long and buy you gifts with food stamps ?
At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he's adopted?
If a woman falls, an idiot will walk by, a gentleman will help her to get up, but a real man will lie down with her
I would love to insult you, however, that would be beyond the level of your intelligence