Difference between proposing? The guy gets on one knee to propose.... The girl just says: "I'm pregnant"
Sit down, give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like cock