Do you know if pigs have periods?' 'Are you kidding me? What idiot would keep a pig until she's 14?'
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
It's a sin to love another's wife and a punishment to love yours.
Darling, will you catch me if I jump into the water?' 'Darling, if I say yes, will you jump?