If God hadn't meant the pussy to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco
My first child has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. ...
How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
