If God hadn't meant the pussy to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco
When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
If I'm about to die, keep me alive. I wanna be a burden, I want my feet clean, I want my diaper changed.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest
