Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.
How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains
