I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
Will you marry me, so I can move in with you, become unemployed, play video games, eat cheetos all day long and buy you gifts with food stamps ?
I get plenty of exercise, jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it
