Don't forget that alcohol helps to remove the stress, the bra, the panties and many other problems
I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
I love my FedEx guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it, and he's always on time