Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
