When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life