When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
I heard the next Steve Jobs movie will be on IMAX. It's the same movie, just on a bigger screen
How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!