Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this?" "You're speaking to it."