Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
Why does the bride always wear white? Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it
The human soul weighs 1.2lbs. I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into my job
