"Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you."
Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an Apple.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts
Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. "So it's like any other day."