I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
I have all the money I'll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.
All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society's way of preparing you for your driver's license photo.