I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.
If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? A hole in it.
What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully? Miracle whip
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong