I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.
I am probably single....because i didn't forward those chain messages in 2008
Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it