I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.
My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!
I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter
Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."